Women's Desire

Women's Desire
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of aneighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved byArthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as longas he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year tofigure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, hewould be put to death.The question was: What do women really want ?Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to youngArthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death,he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, thepriests,the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would havethe answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through outthe kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk tothe witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree toher price first.The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knightsof the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend!Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only onetooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had neverencountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terribleburden, but Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. Hesaid nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and thepreservation of the Round Table.Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's questionthus: "What a woman really wants," she said, "is to be in charge of her ownlife."Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a greattruth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, theneighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witchhad a wonderful wedding.The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrificexperience, entered the bed room. But, what a sight awaited him. The mostbeautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed.The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied thatsince he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she wouldhenceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time and thebeautiful maiden the other half."Which would you prefer? she asked him. "Beautiful during the day ... orat night?"Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a beautifulwoman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of hiscastle, an old witch!Or,Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night abeautiful woman for him to enjoy wonderous, intimate moments with?(If you are a man reading this ...) What would YOUR choice be?(If you are a woman reading this ..) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?What Lancelot chose is below.BUT ... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below........OK??Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the timebecause he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her ownlife.Now ... what is the moral to this story?The moral is ..1) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.2) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!!3) There is a Beautiful heart in every woman no matter even if shes awitch!!